At the end of Week 2, Team Mestre and Team Yarbrough finished strong in the inaugural Sol Fantasy Football League.
During the morning production meeting/press conference, Team Yarbrough owner, Shannon Yarbrough, said meditating with her players is the reason why she’s successful in the Sol Fantasy Football League. Sources within the league say that Cubicle 2 owner, Melissa Barnes-Milton, is seriously considering meditating with her players after the back-to-back losses to Team Mestre and Team Zettergren. When asked about the Week 2 loss to Team Zettergren, Barnes-Milton was at a loss for words. “I just don’t know. I did everything they [ESPN.com] told me to do. I should be at least 1-1 with Adrian Peterson. That’s two injured players in two weeks.”
When asked to comment on her team’s performance so far, Yarbrough replied: “I am #1. Two is
not a winner, and Three no one remembers.”
Sol FFL reached out to Team Mestre for a quote, and the owner responded in a one-line email:
“I have no idea how to do anything – how am I doing?”
Recap of Week 1:
Cubicle 2 (Melissa) 89
Team Mestre (Jennifer) 104
Team Yarbrough (Shannon) 120
Team Rosenkoetter (Adam) 74
Team Tveit (Mary) 119
Team Cono (Troy) 103
Team Zettergren (Scott) 72
Team Simonds-Malamud (Jake) 77
Recap of Week 2:
Cubicle 2 (Melissa) 76
Team Zettergren (Scott) 107
Team Tveit (Mary) 82
Team Yarbrough (Shannon) 104
Team Rosenkoetter (Adam) 94
Team Cono (Troy) 97
Team Simonds-Malamud (Jake) 69
Team Mestre (Jennifer) 113
